"cazzyodo" (cazzyodo)
02/11/2016 at 08:43 • Filed to: OFMC
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"cazzyodo" (cazzyodo)
02/11/2016 at 08:43 • Filed to: OFMC | 2
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NSFW due to language because here comes the rage.
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN’ FUCK!
Yes, you. Lady in the shit brown fuckin’ Honda Civic. Here’s some breaking news for you (and the fuckin’ Corolla S that nearly caused a half dozen accidents before you). A turn signal is used to alert others to your intent not to indicate what you are already fuckin’ doing. So when you signaled to change lanes as you were doing it, you weren’t completely in the wrong. Most people don’t signal.
Where you went wrong, though, was when you changed lanes AS I WAS FUCKIN’ PASSING YOU ALREADY! The front of my car was next to your fuckin’ face you dumb shit. You didn’t even glance to your left!
I had to swerve hard left over the rumble strip because YOU KEPT ENTERING MY LANE AS I WAS LEANING ON THE HORN! I clipped the snow on the side of the road and you took your sweet-ass time to get back in your place.
Then you had the audacity to fuckin’ look at me...ME?!?!?...when you did a spite pass? Fuck you bitch. Go take your dog shit covered (seriously...not even my car is that dirty) shit brown car and square off against the aforementioned Corolla in a fight to the death. I’m sure the competition would be intense and your rear fenders would be well dented. My day would be better for it.
You fuck.
Oh, and I left my baked mac and cheese lunch at home. Fuckin’ a.
Echo51
> cazzyodo
02/11/2016 at 08:48 |
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And moment like these are why i’d drive some mad max-esque armored car with tons of dash cams if i ever end up in the US.
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cazzyodo
> Echo51
02/11/2016 at 08:49 |
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I have a dash cam but unfortunately it’s not setup as it hasn’t been staying on the frozen windshield...which I had hoped it would actually freeze to.
Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
> cazzyodo
02/11/2016 at 08:51 |
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Way to start a great day! Hope it’s getting better.
I’m staring at the clock, waiting for the moment it won’t be “to early to leave” anymore. 3 hours left....
JeepJeremy
> cazzyodo
02/11/2016 at 08:54 |
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I observed all sorts of stupidity out on my commute this morning. It was bad! Very bad. It’s like people just forgot how to drive. Too many errors to mention here.
But I have the same general attitude that you do toward it today. Many “FUCKS” were yelled at other drivers on my commute.
It’s a warzone out there!
DoYouEvenShift
> cazzyodo
02/11/2016 at 08:54 |
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You just described my commute to and from work everyday. What is it about getting behind the wheel of a car that turns people into selfish assholes.
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cazzyodo
> JeepJeremy
02/11/2016 at 09:02 |
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I don’t get it...most days I’m aware of people doing stupid stuff but it’s more like “you fuckin’ idiot” but today there were so many instances of “HOLY FUCKIN SHIT” that I feel like I drove through a wormhole or something.
There were a couple accidents, too, and I sincerely thought I’d be the third.
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cazzyodo
> DoYouEvenShift
02/11/2016 at 09:02 |
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CalzoneGolem
> DoYouEvenShift
02/11/2016 at 09:10 |
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Here’s the secret: they are always like that.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> cazzyodo
02/11/2016 at 09:12 |
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my commute:
i dont get it, its taken me 45 minutes on whats normally a 30 minute commute
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JeepJeremy
> cazzyodo
02/11/2016 at 09:14 |
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My biggest issue today: People using the shoulder as a turning lane.
NO. NO. NO.
That is not how it works!
And then they do one of two things: 1) Turn poorly (more like a lean or a drift than an actual turning motion...and nearly crash into someone or the curb) 2) change their minds and just come right back into traffic (and nearly crashing).
EVERY.DAY
Bad Idea Hat
> cazzyodo
02/11/2016 at 09:19 |
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I was behind a line of cars going a good 20 in a 35 a few days ago. I finally caught a glimpse up ahead of why, and it was a guy who was weaving between both lanes going in our direction, blocking people from passing him.
I think someone called the cops, because I got passed by one shortly after the guy turned. Who the hell does something like that?
spanfucker retire bitch
> cazzyodo
02/11/2016 at 09:20 |
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Where you went wrong, though, was when you changed lanes AS I WAS FUCKIN’ PASSING YOU ALREADY! The front of my car was next to your fuckin’ face you dumb shit. You didn’t even glance to your left!
God, I had this happen like 2 years ago. Some oblivious old bat in a Buick decided to enter my lane, despite the front of my car being in line with her fucking side mirror. Laid on my horn the entire time and it did absolutely fucking nothing. I swerved and slammed on my brakes so I’d end up behind her. Didn’t even look over to me, she seriously just acted like nothing happened.
The most annoying part of the whole thing was there was no fucking reason for her to enter my lane (left lane). There was no car in front of her, and she was going like 10mph below the limit.
Fuck whoever that lady is. 2 years later and I still hate that bitch.
BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
> JeepJeremy
02/11/2016 at 09:26 |
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You mean using the shoulder to turn right when the rest of traffic is going straight?
That’s perfectly acceptable. Why should I wait for a light that I don’t need to wait for? Not only does it speed up my commute, but it keeps the straight lane traffic flowing when the light is green.
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cazzyodo
> spanfucker retire bitch
02/11/2016 at 09:36 |
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The struggle is all too real. Happens once a week but this one was the worst of the past couple years.
I hold onto a Lexus RX doing this to me when I had my leased Fusion...so it must have been over 3 years ago. She tried entering my lane three times while I was next to her and I wasn’t even in the outside lane! Thank God nobody was trying to pass me or else there would have been a massive pileup.
I still hate the RX to this day.
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JeepJeremy
> BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
02/11/2016 at 09:48 |
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This particular issue with me is that the shoulder isn’t really a full size “lane”. It’s more like 7/8 of a lane. And when peeps use it as a turning lane some/most of their car is still hanging out in the regular lane. Traffic behind this maneuver is usually subjected to yielding. It’s compounded when the driver using the shoulder to turn does not signal.
Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
> cazzyodo
02/11/2016 at 11:16 |
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Pretty much my commute while riding the Honda 919. Apparently, loud pipes don’t cut it anymore.